The LouisVillains Home Albums Booking Bio Contact Photos Videos Events Behind the Scenes Credits Lyric Credits: Gregg Eisenberg Music Credits: Gregg Eisenberg Producer Credits: Gregg Eisenberg Description Short Song Description: Spoof on the "American dream" and where it has gotten us, socially and politically. Metadata Song Length 4:18 Primary Genre Rock-Alternative Secondary Genre - Lead Vocal Male Vocal Lyrics I'm getting it on in the kitchen I'm getting it on in the kitchen With a beer from Amsterdam And a Nova Scotia clam And a jar of artichokes From the California coast Why do I think behind the scenes Someone's got it in for me? I'm getting it on with a magician A monetary policy technician He comes on my TV screen All the way from Aberdeen And he tells me just how much We have got that special touch Why do I think behind the scenes Someone's got it in for us? (Lyrical/musical bridge) I'm getting it on with a Magician A monetary policy technician He comes on my TV screen From inside his limousine And he tells me just how much We have got that special touch Why do I think behind the scenes Someone's got it in for us? I'm getting it on in the kitchen With a beer from Amsterdam And a fresh Norwegian clam And a jar of artichokes From the California coast And some wine from French Bordeaux And some grapes from Mexico The best Brazilian coffee beans And some tunes from New Orleans And a scotch from Aberdeen And a maid from the Philippines Why do I think behind the scenes Someone's got it in for me?